That's some heavy denim!

[Panache]

Well…
I was on the internet last night
I saw nothing scary
For I have never been afraid.
Of anything. Not very.

Then I was reading a thread on X Marks the Scot
When suddenly I spied it
I saw a black denim kilt standing up
With nobody inside it!

I wasn’t scared. But, yet, I stopped.
What could that kilt be there for?
What could a black denim kilt on the forum
Be standing in the air for?

And then it moved! That empty kilt!
It kind of started jumping
And then my heart, I must admit,
It kind of started thumping.

So I got offline. I got out fast
As fast as I could go , sir
I wasn’t scared. But a kilt like that
I did not care for . No, sir.



With apologies to Dr. Seuss

Cheers

Jamie

[Wompet]

Then I was reading a thread on X Marks the Scot
When suddenly I spied it
I saw a black denim kilt standing up
With nobody inside it!

The Invisible Man wears kilts ... who'd a thunk it?