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15th June 08, 10:09 AM
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...a mourner found his way behind the curtains. He asked me if he could place ‘something’ into the deceased’s coffin. That’s beyond what I was hired to do and I referred him to the senior funeral director.
I couldn’t help but hear the request. The mourner, I know not if he was family/friend/other wanted to place a manually operated can opener into the (metal) coffin.
I piped the funeral for the guy who invented the TV dinner.
Halfway through the service, they poked a bunch of holes in the top of the casket and turned it the other way around.
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16th June 08, 09:53 AM
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 Originally Posted by PiobBear
I piped the funeral for the guy who invented the TV dinner.
Halfway through the service, they poked a bunch of holes in the top of the casket and turned it the other way around.
 
Sapienter si sincere Clan Davidson (USA)
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