What would your be all end all handsewn kilt be?

In this fasion:

Tartan:
Weight:
Yardage:
Customization:
Why:

I hope somebody goes Super Ninja Turtles on this thread, but really... we can all dream.

Mine:

Tartan: Black (Family Tartan)
Weight: 16oz Worsted
Yardage: 8yd Single Width
Customization: Real silver buckles. Pleated to sett.
Why: The tartan is attractive and personal.