Let's see; Kilted assassin; With my killer looks? Hmmmm. Ballerina? I'm having a hard enough time wearing a kilt with my wife. Imagine me walking in one day in a frilly pink (maroon) tutu. "Honey I have some good news..."

Rubber chicken quality tester; Hmmmm, I've noticed an apalling lack of quality these days. I've also noticed an apalling lack of respect of Rubber chicken in the 'Frisco area...

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Zeppelin pilot?

Might I remind you Phil that it was MacHummel piloting!

Stan, I like your idea; a kilted underwear model. Unfortunatly the camera adds 10 lbs and it always to my nose.

Raph, the Canucks? We have our own losing team in the Maple Leafs in need of a Captain!