Quote Originally Posted by Jerick View Post
the answer is simple my friend all you do is take the kilt off before mounting the bike and putting it back on immediately after dismount. Pants would be just too much of a hastle to put on and take off when riding a bike, so be proud of your public indecency. I also do not advise on hitting the pavement too hard do too the lack of protection. Have fun!
Or, you can just take a belt sander to your private parts and get the same effect. :P