Quote Originally Posted by oldfool View Post
Hot vinyl car seats can be painful. Don't sit on a glass coffee table while someone is under it. You'll scare them. Concrete bleachers are out especially in winter. Anything with splinters is out. Don't even consider outdoor furniture with an open weave especially the plastic kind that not only gets hot but loose things can get caught in. You could end up with a chair hanging out of your kilt. Don't sit on a log with rough bark. Your really don't want to sit on anyone's lap unless you know them well or want too.
Thanks for the laugh...especially the lawn chair bit!!!