wool alternatives for kilt

[george7]

You should have your pipe major wear a kilt rubbed in poisin ivy... with a pair of shorts as a buffer, of course. Pipe majors tend to be as sensitive to personal needs as a rock to the weather.

[Spc. Scott]

You should have your pipe major wear a kilt rubbed in poisin ivy... with a pair of shorts as a buffer, of course. Pipe majors tend to be as sensitive to personal needs as a rock to the weather.

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