ok, i figured out the scrunch thing by looking thru the casual pics...

If I am to be impaled, do I get to pick out my own pike??

No, I have not managed getting past my first outing.
Unless you consider standing on our front porch for pictures as an outing...
LOL

This weekend is Renfest around here. I know this style is not the correct style for the RenFest period, but as I have heard elsewhere - Ren Fests are the perfect opportunity to dress any way you want & no one will question you