Overheard in the Student Union

[Phogfan86]

It's one of two things:

1) Either the babes want you, OR

2) You've become a campus oddity, like the guy who preaches in the union cafeteria or the little old lady who wanders campus, looking for her long-dead husband who was a Classic Lit professor.

[Spc. Scott]

It's one of two things:

1) Either the babes want you, OR

2) You've become a campus oddity, like the guy who preaches in the union cafeteria or the little old lady who wanders campus, looking for her long-dead husband who was a Classic Lit professor.

I hope for Mr. MacDougall's sake it isn't number 2.

[Galb]

It's one of two things:

1) Either the babes want you, OR

2) You've become a campus oddity, like the guy who preaches in the union cafeteria or the little old lady who wanders campus, looking for her long-dead husband who was a Classic Lit professor.

Either way, it makes life more interesting.

And yes, when people get used to seeing you kilted, they expect it. I won't ever dare to go back to the market un-kilted. I caught a rash of crap from everyone one weekend for showing up in shorts.

[Nighthawk]

It's one of two things:

1) Either the babes want you, OR

2) You've become a campus oddity, like the guy who preaches in the union cafeteria or the little old lady who wanders campus, looking for her long-dead husband who was a Classic Lit professor.

Chances are, it's a bit of both. Chicks dig the crazy guys!

[Mr. MacDougall]

It's one of two things:

1) Either the babes want you, OR

2) You've become a campus oddity, like the guy who preaches in the union cafeteria or the little old lady who wanders campus, looking for her long-dead husband who was a Classic Lit professor.

I suspect it's heavily weighted towards 2.

[Coemgen]

It's one of two things:

1) Either the babes want you, OR

2) You've become a campus oddity, like the guy who preaches in the union cafeteria or the little old lady who wanders campus, looking for her long-dead husband who was a Classic Lit professor.

I'm the latter. "Hey! There's that guy with the kilt!"

Whenever I don't want to be bothered, I wear either my jeans or my cargo shorts.