Overheard in the Student Union

[Spc. Scott]

It's one of two things:

1) Either the babes want you, OR

2) You've become a campus oddity, like the guy who preaches in the union cafeteria or the little old lady who wanders campus, looking for her long-dead husband who was a Classic Lit professor.

I hope for Mr. MacDougall's sake it isn't number 2.