First Kilt Check

[chasem]

I've never been kilt-checked. I have been asked several times what's worn underneath. My favorite was when a gentleman around age 40 asked rather sheepishly "So uh... do you uh... wear anything under there?" My response was "Well, I wear something *over* there, and that's all that matters, right?"

The lady on the other side of the gent was cracking up, while he was left a touch confused

[GreenDragon]

Somewhere in there is why my wife won't let me go regimental.

somewhere in there is why i won't go regimentel of my own choosing. i'd probalby flip out with a "heywhatthehellareyoudoingbackthere!"

[Phogfan86]

Somewhere in there is why my wife won't let me go regimental.

Somewhere in there is why I don't tell my wife that I go regimental.

Don't ask, don't tell is a viable policy in some arenas.

[Sionnachdubh]

I never knew there was supposed to be a "correct" way to kilt check someone. But I imagine it would go something like this:

"Hi! Are you wearing any underwear?"

"Well! That's a mighty forward question, and really none of your business."

"Oh, sorry."

There you go, kilt check correctly performed.

I agree, it stops the whole female bloodshed ordeal in short order wot! haha!

[O'Callaghan]

I wasn't about to admit that. I've thought about that, and I think my wife would rather me be showing it all instead of some of the choices I could go with... Not that I admitting anything...

Well, don't get the wrong idea. I don't wear a thong. But she was talking about the side of the thigh, and that's not an area that needs much fabric.

IMHO the briefer the underwear the less likely you are to accidentally flash it, but if you wouldn't be properly covered in it, e.g. if you wore a thong, then you might just as well be regimental, although the latter might save you from being charged with indecent exposure in some jurisdictions. Or not. I'm not a lawyer.

[staticsan]

"Hi! Are you wearing any underwear?"

My usual response is "That's for me to know and you to guess."

If they appreciate the humour, all's well, if not, they stay confused. It's a win both ways.

Wade.

[sathor]

Somewhere in there is why I don't tell my wife that I go regimental.

Don't ask, don't tell is a viable policy in some arenas.

She asks. She's even made me prove it.

[sathor]

Well, don't get the wrong idea. I don't wear a thong. But she was talking about the side of the thigh, and that's not an area that needs much fabric.

IMHO the briefer the underwear the less likely you are to accidentally flash it, but if you wouldn't be properly covered in it, e.g. if you wore a thong, then you might just as well be regimental, although the latter might save you from being charged with indecent exposure in some jurisdictions. Or not. I'm not a lawyer.

At the same rate, on a good day, up the thigh could still miss a loose pair of boxers, though I would suspect a thong would be some protection from a cold seat if you don't get the sit down sweep quite right. But that is rather devious things to talk about.

[Tetley]

So far I've managed to escape any kilt checks and I've also managed to avoid giving a definite answer to "The Question". Long may both continue.

Mark

[Cherub]

Sure, although the only properly performed checks I ever get are at ren faires.
here's a little info,,,
http://kiltinspector.com/

My wife has an Official Kilt Inspector T-shirt, and wears it.

and her kilt checks are quite complete