Quote Originally Posted by CDNSushi View Post
Oh, jeez no. People already think I'm off my rocker -- if I start attaching remains of dead animals and skulls and whatnot to my clothing, a well-meaning friend or relative will have me hauled away... And it's tough to get online while confined to a straight jacket and medicated. You gotta type with your nose and drool gets in between the keyboard keys...
Actually you can type with your toes. That way no drool gets into the keyboard.

For the full mask sporran, avoid the endangered species, such as the brindled haggis of Mull, or the wild nauga of Wisconsin.