Idiot in a skirt!

**Cassidy** · 19th November 08, 10:10 AM

The only time a biker ever called my kilt a skirt, I turned right around and called his bike a scooter. His friends then laughed and prodded him along his way.

**Nighthawk** · 19th November 08, 12:07 PM

Originally Posted by Cassidy

The only time a biker ever called my kilt a skirt, I turned right around and called his bike a scooter. His friends then laughed and prodded him along his way.

Man, if you and I were to walk into a bar... you think anyone would say a word to either of us?

**Cassidy** · 19th November 08, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

Man, if you and I were to walk into a bar... you think anyone would say a word to either of us?

Unlikely, sir. However, as a small confession, a mere second after I said it, I was absolutely POSITIVE I was going to die and started cursing my lack of a brain-to-mouth filter.

**Nighthawk** · 19th November 08, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Cassidy

Unlikely, sir. However, as a small confession, a mere second after I said it, I was absolutely POSITIVE I was going to die and started cursing my lack of a brain-to-mouth filter.

Yeah. Mine is full. I had one that worked once.

**Bugbear** · 19th November 08, 06:52 PM

Ah, Nighthawk and Cassidy take the path of the Yang when kilted in the bar. This could result in a kilted belching contest.

**Nighthawk** · 19th November 08, 09:45 PM

Originally Posted by Ted Crocker

Ah, Nighthawk and Cassidy take the path of the Yang when kilted in the bar. This could result in a kilted belching contest.

For that, I would have bring my friend Janice along. She's this little 115 pound beer drinker with a gut for gas like no one I've never known. She has distracted people on opposites sides of parking lots in the past.

**Southern Breeze** · 19th November 08, 10:31 PM

Originally Posted by Nighthawk

For that, I would have bring my friend Janice along. She's this little 115 pound beer drinker with a gut for gas like no one I've never known. She has distracted people on opposites sides of parking lots in the past.

I've not seen a lady with those skills since I was a bartender/ bouncer. Don't ask for details, this is a G rated forum.

**Bugbear** · 19th November 08, 09:48 PM

What ever it takes, Nighthawk; what ever it takes.

**Bugbear** · 19th November 08, 10:51 PM

That's what the PM system is for; however, the Mods do have their own invisible, floating forum-world.

I have a feeling they laugh at us over there... or at least me.