I would alter a few entries to be a bit more humorous and to make the language a bit more generic, as indicated below:

I've just started my own email chain with the modified version, thanks for the inspiration!

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10. Look at your wardrobe. It could be your wife's...you've got slacks, office pants, cargo pants, jeans, shorts...perhaps even (shudder) capri pants*...be a man and add a kilt.

9. Versatility! You can dress 'em up or dress 'em down and chicks still dig you.

8. You'll always have at least 3 girls/women hanging around you at parties. You may get sick and tired of letting them check what's under the kilt, but man up and try to live with that burden.

7. Easy access. Nuff said.

6. With so many tartans/plaids to choose from, you can certainly find some kind of connection to a clan no matter how tenuous it is..."...my third grade teacher was Mrs. MacDonald...".

5. Clan/schman...the fact is that you don't even have to be of Scottish descent to wear a kilt. Chicks will still dig you.

4. You will really find out who your true friends are.

3. A kilt can, now and then, score you a free pint/cocktail/shot at any well run gin mill you might happen to wander/crawl in to.

2. When you do show back up at that bar at a later date and you are wearing pants, you can brag to your friends when a hot girl/woman says, "Oh..it's you...I didn't recognize you with your pants on."

1. Wearing a kilt is one of the most wonderful ways to feel good, feel self-confident and just have the best time that you can think of. Did I mention that chicks will dig you?