A significant portion of my piping income derives from weddings.

While most brides & MOB's are absolutely delightlful to work with - it's that tiny fraction that I can never forget.

And it's not solely the females' role to act shamelessly. The bridegroom & groomsmen can be disgusting swine as well. Nowadays, neither the best man, nor his subordinate groomsmen seem to have the slightest inkling what his role should be.

Among the worst I experienced was having a very last moment wedding cancellation. At the rehearsal dinner the night before, the bride & bridegroom got into a disagreement. The bridegroom struck her in the face with his fist, knocking her over a table.

Her father canceled the wedding and saw to it he was charged with assault.

Slan yall,
steve