For months I would have to put up with "Where's your kilt?" every time I set foot outside my door. That would be far more annoying than the questions I get now.
Besides, being descended from both Scots and German peasants, the loss of my investment in kilts and accessories would scorch my soul. I have no one to whom to pass them on, my son being already a much larger man than I.
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"No man is genuinely happy, married, who has to drink worse whiskey than he used to drink when he was single." ---- H. L. Mencken
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