Did you take the hot blond in with you, or meet her there? Try wearing an animal mask sporran. I've heard chicks went to pet them.
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Originally Posted by piperdbh Did you take the hot blond in with you, or meet her there? Try wearing an animal mask sporran. I've heard chicks went to pet them. You've heard right, my friend. Good on ya, Greg, for a classy handling of that classless fellow.
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Originally Posted by piperdbh Did you take the hot blond in with you, or meet her there? Try wearing an animal mask sporran. I've heard chicks went to pet them. They like the pelt ones, too.
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Great story and just desserts for the idiot. Originally Posted by piperdbh ... Try wearing an animal mask sporran. I've heard chicks went to pet them... Most of the women I know would run screaming from the room if I donned one of those... Must be an English thing!
Originally Posted by piperdbh Did you take the hot blond in with you, or meet her there? Try wearing an animal mask sporran. I've heard chicks went to pet them. It's true. I have a Canadian beaver sporran from Ferguson Britt, and the ladies love to stroke it (heh heh). Greg, you handled it beautifully. I probably would have been a bit more confrontational and said, "Why is it always the GUYS that want a date?"
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Originally Posted by McFarkus ... I probably would have been a bit more confrontational and said, "Why is it always the GUYS that want a date?" That's confrontational?
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