I'm gonna kill the UPS driver

[davedove]

Should i expect to hear a news story in the next couple of days about a UPS driver being hunted down and killed with a Sgian Dubh?

No, that has no class. I say DEATH BY BAGPIPES!!!!!

[The Barry]

No, that has no class. I say DEATH BY BAGPIPES!!!!!

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Get 'em!!

[Standard]

Boy am I glad we have such a great UPS driver here. He delivers to my house and where I work. It's not unusual for him to drop things off to me at work that "look important" so that they don't set out on the porch at home for the day. Hope you get some good venting done towards the UPS office about this one.

[shawhighlander]

DEATH BY BAGPIPES!!!!!

Yeah, play'em a wee scraggely tune with the busted reed from the package having been sittin in the snow....That'll train'em, Squeaky!! Aye.

[SteveB]

I should mention that although I live in the city, both the UPS and USPS delivery persons have both my house and my place of employment on their routes. If a parcel comes for me and I am at work, the delivery person brings it there, rather than leave it out in the elements at my house. By the same token, during some bad weather the delivery people were running behind schedule, and we had closed the store for the day.... The delivery people brought all the store's parcels to my home. The day we have ten cases of steel angle iron. In my station wagon overnight and to work they went the next morning on one of the rare days I did not walk to work.
Not everyone is this lucky.
Slainte