Ooops! Misnomer

[vespa]

Ah, yes we know where you are. Inspector Jock will be around to make sure this doesn't happen again.

BTW you wouldn't have been wearing white hose would you?

nope don't own any white hose.

[BroosterB1]

nope don't own any white hose.

Aye, that's a good laddie! The inspector says he's after bigger game, had a big flat cap sighting in the far west.ith:

[GMan]

I was interviewed on the local news two years ago at the St. Patrick's Day parade. They didn't ask which tartan I was wearing, I now feel jilted.