Dirks are for Pipes & Drums

[fluter]

As far as sgians dubh are concerned, wear the real thing, or nothing at all. Fake is fake, and gentlemen don't do fake.

Gentlemen do, however, occasionally have a desire and longing to open a bottle of ale! Only when there's not a handy landlord with a keg, of course, but in my neighborhood that situation arises distressingly often. I'll be the guy in the corner drinking a Kaliber, in any case.

A phone dubh in the kilt hose might be useful. Sort of clan Maxwell Smart gimmick.

Your sock is ringing.