Quote Originally Posted by McMurdo View Post
After that I was near the escalator when a gentleman points down at me while talking to his girlfriend "Hey look a guy in a kilt" I pointed right back and said "Hey look a guy in a baseball hat, you must be an athlete." Later I ran into him again and he said his girlfriend had recently got into her Scottish heritage so I made her day.
I love the come back on that. Very witty, yet not to insulting. I wish I could think like that. I'll put that in in the vault for later.