I take it back....what I just performed in my previous post is pure, absolute Black Magic. I have performed ancient pagan ritual and recited incantations to be gifted with this knowledge and talent. I also have studied for decades in order to be able to perform the miracles of kilted mastermindery that you just witnessed in the above post.

And this...ALL THIS...X-Markers...this intuition, this brilliance, this insight, this experience, yes, verily this ONENESS WITH KILTDOM can be brought to bear upon the....

...I almost said "manufacture", but such a lowly word does not suggest the true artistry, bordering on magic, that can be brought to bear on the creation of YOUR NEXT KILT.

For a small fee, say six hundred dollars, I will consider if I would be interested in creating your next kilt.....a mere pittance when you consider what you have just witnessed.

PM me.