Thanks all! The fastest time was a little over 7 minutes. However, the most impressive time came from the firefighters who did it in about 11 minutes, in FULL GEAR.

The kilt was nearly perfect for this. That, combined with the Wicked Tinkers on the ipod kept me at a good marching pace.
However, as I passed people on the stairs, they kept asking, "What tartan is that?" "What clan are you?" I found myself too out of breath to answer.

I was a little disappointed none of the folks I passed asked "The Question," as I was ready with the answer, "You're about to find out..."