That very nice I suppose but...but...

Where is the three room tent with the screened porch? The portable solar shower? The Coleman stove / grill / water heater / lighting tree / dishwasher / refrigerator / ice maker? For God's sake man - where is the battery powered cocktail stirrer?!?

I mean there is primitive and then there is uncivlized.

How do you make a gin and tonic?