So have you ever been afraid to wear the kilt.

[sathor]

"Sweetheart," I responded, "if I'm crazy enough to wear this thing in here, I'm probably crazy enough to do a lot of things if provoked."

The smile left his face. He slowly stepped back and walked back to his table where his girlfriend gave him the death ray eyes, said, "You're pathetic," and dragged him out of the bar. His buddy even apologized and thanked me for not "kicking his a**."

Behold, the other power of the kilt.

I got my neighbor with the bagpipes 'under the kilt' retort, he had it coming. He is in the fringe group that borders on insecurity.