Tartan: Titanium chainmaille with a royal blue leather lining.
Weight: 16g links with what ever leather Rkilts uses.
Yardage: Whatever it takes
Customization: Perhaps some copper and brass thrown in.
Why: To scare the living... because it 'aint been done before.

At the opposite end of the weight scale carbon fibre. Robert said he'd make me one if I had the money (donations accepted)