Quote Originally Posted by Phogfan86 View Post
The most recent article I can google up is from August of last year, shortly after the mail carriers union voted the kilt idea down.

Also adding to the confusion is the fact that the Tartan Registry just registered a United Parcel Service tartan, seen below:



Suggestion for all single kilties: get permission to wear the UPS tartan. Wear it out on the town and wait for a fabulous babe to come over and ask, "What can brown do for me?"

Sorry. Us old guys have to live vicariously through you spry young bucks.
I might be a "young buck", but I wouldn't be caught dead in that UPS tartan. Holy cow! I can't even imagine a more hideous tartan. Is that for real?

Now as for the USPS tartan, I do like that one. And to me, it doesn't even compare to the ugly shorts the postal carriers have to wear. Hell, I'd be more than happy to take the Postal exam and get a job there if I could wear that tartan.