Laughing my **** off, Alex. Thanks for the lift.

Although we might need a translation for some of those listed words or phrases.

There is a similar type standing joke in my family about my great great grandfather, Eurastus Foster, who once fell off a wall at a family picnic. As he got up brushing himself off, a nearby relative asked "Ya hurt, Eurast?", to which he answered, "No but I skinned my elbow." True story.