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Are you a true Scotsman?
At Kilt's night the other night here in Vancouver, and there were a couple of Scottish young women attending. They were just visiting and couldn't believe all the gents in kilts. One, who must have been about 20, asked me if I was Scottish, I replied as I usually do when asked, that my name is John Fraser Stuart Mackinnon. Ohhh! she squealed you are a Scot! But then she cocked her head and looked quizzicaly and said But are you a 'true' Scotsman? (Ah I thought, THE question at last) I replied that that was for me to know and her to find out. She then put on a pout and asked where I was born. When I replied Vancouver, she said Yer never a true Scotsman! With that she turned and left me in the dust.
Later that evening another (local) woman caught me unaware and lifted my kilt; she then remarked very nice and waltzed away! Ya just can't win for losing...
His Grace Lord Stuart in the Middle of Fishkill St Wednesday
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 Originally Posted by Darkislander
You can't win 'em all.
But we can try!
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Snobs. Just ignore them, you'll always have much more fun if you you do!
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 Originally Posted by beloitpiper
Snobs. Just ignore them, you'll always have much more fun if you you do!
My take exactly!
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Why can't the nice Scottish girls go abroad and make a good example?
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DNA testing
Just tell them that you have had a DNA test proving you are scotish.. Confuses them all the time 
I am looking forward to the next Vancouver Kilt night - sorry to have missed the last one
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Good story. I'm wondering if the lady who kilt-checked you went and told her you were a true Scotsman.
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6th July 08, 06:28 AM
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Awesome story, and you're right, ya just can't win sometimes.
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