This is what kilting does to you.

[Bigkahuna]

Here kitty kitty kitty!!!!

[Nighthawk]

Here kitty kitty kitty!!!!

I took our kitten, held her to my crotch, looked at my wife and grinned. She said without missing a beat "I will divorce you."

Every time i see a stuffed animal or fresh road kill these thoughts run through my mind.

I want a full mask Ewok sporran.

[Kerr the Walker]

I took our kitten, held her to my crotch, looked at my wife and grinned.

At first glance, I knew exactly what you were talking about....a sporran of course! (and what would probably end up being a nice soft one too)

But after reading it again.....all I have to say is: it's a good thing all of our minds can follow the same train of thought. Because taken out of context, this one's a doosie!

[piperdbh]

I've told my wife that her black Manx cat will make a nice sporran some day, but with the way he sheds, I'd soon have a bare sporran with no tail.