You Know You Are a True Scot If....

[The Kilted Reverend]

I have a friend from Scotland named McConnechie I assume they are pronounced the same.

[SteveB]

Ha'e nae bairn ta hoos. groon an away.
An Alba lass comes into the store once a week. We have fun watching everyone else scratch there heids. After one of the visits, I left my piping tutor book out. My co-workers took only a quick look in real confusion---- I have a copy that is written in the Gaidhlig.