[QUOTE=cessna152towser;738488]Are you Scottish? I am............ You know you are a true Scot if.............

Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.
Ye kin faw aboot pished withoot spilling yer drink.
Ye measure distance in minutes.
Ye kin mak hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

Or if you only include these four, you could be a Texan.