First time in public

[Rex_Tremende]

When toting spousal handbags for short distances while kilted if necessary, do not lift it by the handles; carry it like an American football and pass it as quickly as you can without getting tackled.

Regards,
Rex.

[budd4766]

When toting spousal handbags for short distances while kilted if necessary, do not lift it by the handles; carry it like an American football and pass it as quickly as you can without getting tackled.

Regards,
Rex.

Great advice...I'll have to remember that!!

[GMan]

Well said Rex. That sounds like a good experience.

[Highlander31]

That sounds like a good first kilted experience to me.

[fluter]

Well done, neighbor! I can't think of anything better to wear to Lowe's than a UK workman.

Great advice...I'll have to remember that!!

Actually you just have one more outing to make. Head on out to WalMart with the wife, and after that it's guaranteed you can wear the kilt anywhere, anytime.

For extra credit, chat up the ladies back in the fabric and notions area.

[ghostlight]

When toting spousal handbags for short distances while kilted if necessary, do not lift it by the handles; carry it like an American football and pass it as quickly as you can without getting tackled.

Very good advice.

[Nighthawk]

When toting spousal handbags for short distances while kilted if necessary, do not lift it by the handles; carry it like an American football and pass it as quickly as you can without getting tackled.

Regards,
Rex.

Better advice was never given. Me- I have no issues with it. I'm 290, almost 6ft tall, long hair, goatee... If you want to get beaten by a man in a skirt carrying a purse... well, bring it on...

Anyways- sounds like a great first outing. Welcome to the addiction!