"Hello everyone...My name is ROn....

"Hi ROn..."

"And I am a Kiltaholic...."

1. We admitted we were powerless over kilts—that our closet had become unmanageable, and pants unwearable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity, well... maybe not.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Hamish as we pine for his collection.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of our Kilts on our neverending wishlist.

5. Admitted to our loved ones, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our comfort, and what we choose to wear under our kilts.

6. Were entirely ready to remove all the Pants from our closet to the attic.

7. Humbly we hope to increase our kilt savings funds.

8. Made a list of all persons we had flashed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except for the kilt checks!. (Grant, skip this step and move directly to #10)

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were unkilted promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with our kiltmakers as we understood them, hoping that darn postman would walk a little faster!

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to Kilties, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.