OK, so we are having a nice dinner in a B&B in Onancock, VA. Kind of a backwater town. Wife is wearing a black skort, I am wearing a blue T shirt and Sportkilt - a blue, greenish tartan. Anyway, I decide to go to the bathroom, wife decides to go with me. As we head out, the B&B owner chimes in from behind us "the ladies room is on the...., um, the bathrooms are straight ahead. Apparently, she confused me for another lady even though my hair is short, my legs are hairy. Go figure....