I almost forgot about the funniest encounter of my day -

I work at a large company. I often times have to walk through different departments to get to where I need to go throughout the day. I was wearing my kilt and walking through our telesales department - I may know one or two people in that department. All of a sudden I heard someone (I found out her name was Kasey) say:

Kasey: "Hey you..."

Me: *looks around the room*

Kasey: "Yeah, you...the weird IT guy in the dress"

Me: *walks over to her desk and says* "Why yes, I am the weird IT guy - but this is a kilt...not a dress"

Kasey: "I know it's a kilt"

Kasey: *whispers* "So, what's in your crotch pouch?" (referring to the sporran of course)

Me: *looks her dead in the eye and whispers in my sarcastic voice as I slowly close my eyes* "The magic...."

We both laughed then went on about our day

Good times!