you are more than welcome to pop over for a visit Jock... I can assure you, I could take you to a few events you would never experience in Scotland.. like a Native American Powwow.. Ft Worth is well known for its Cowboy culture and the Stockyards are a very popular tourist attraction.. or I could let you experience some of the Mexican cultural events.. or even I could ask my friends put on a Jimmy Buffett party in your honor...

Jimmy Buffett is a country singer who is refered to as a carribean cowboy..originally from Texas, he resides in south Florida and has embraced their unique lifestyle.. His concerts are well known for his fans parking lot parties..

LOL.. I bet you would enjoy the tour... I drive a 3/4 ton four door Ford Superduty Lariat pickup truck.. a large truck with leather interior and all electric controls..LOL..