I need help please!!!

[Rex_Tremende]

I have a dilema that no one can seem to help me with.
[...]
I'd be so grateful for any advice

Perhaps that is because it does not need helping. My advice would be to leave it alone, or else buy him a lovely silver-cantled bobcat sporran as a gift he will cherish forever.

Regards,
Rex.

[Alan H]

Perhaps that is because it does not need helping. My advice would be to leave it alone, or else buy him a lovely silver-cantled bobcat sporran as a gift he will cherish forever.

Regards,
Rex.

What Rex said.

[Raphael]

Leave his sporran alone. If you want the sporran to match your dress, why don't you bleach your dress?

[ForresterModern]

Leave his sporran alone.

At least until the honeymoon night.