As young men we find that such conditions can arise from our parasympathic nerves - with no untoward thoughts present. Course, we also may have appreciative thoughts.

May depend on who you are with, "Honey - look - I think I love you" No shame in Nature's gifts. Or as a friend says, "God invented it, there's no shame."

For purposes of social decorum, I'm not sure your condition would be that noticeable. The underapron and apron of of a 16 ounce wool kilt is gonna provide substantial resistance even without a sporran.

Surely some of our younger board members can experiment and report back...?