Ok, I'm just gonna ask....

[hallmarktex]

I will simply say that with a properly weighted and placed sporran there has never been anything apparent to the casual observer, whereas once the setting made the removal of the sporran appropriate the 'tilt in me kilt' was impossible to hide.

As for "when" this changes, I can only say that at 55 years of age and 30 years of marriage to the same attractive lady everything is in "perfect working order".

As another aside...has anyone else noticed that single malt scotch in moderate amounts is a very effective...um, stimulant? YMMV

[auld argonian]

As for "when" this changes, I can only say that at 55 years of age and 30 years of marriage to the same attractive lady everything is in "perfect working order".

There by supporting the answer to "What is worn under the kilt?' that is usually given by one of my un-kilted (and thus, in my opinion, unqualified to give any answer) buddies: "Nothing is worn...everything is in perfect working order."

It still isn't funny, though...

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[NewGuise]

...has anyone else noticed that single malt scotch in moderate amounts is a very effective...um, stimulant?

Lecherie, Sir, it prouokes, and vnprouokes: it prouokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore much Drinke may be said to be an Equiuocator with Lecherie: it makes him, and it marres him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it perswades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand too, and not stand too: in conclusion, equiuocates him in a sleepe, and giuing him the Lye, leaues him. [The Porter, Macbeth 2.3]

[SoulFyre777]

Lecherie, Sir, it prouokes, and vnprouokes: it prouokes the desire, but it takes away the performance. Therefore much Drinke may be said to be an Equiuocator with Lecherie: it makes him, and it marres him; it sets him on, and it takes him off; it perswades him, and disheartens him; makes him stand too, and not stand too: in conclusion, equiuocates him in a sleepe, and giuing him the Lye, leaues him. [The Porter, Macbeth 2.3]

The Bard has spoken!