One of the many problems with being a man is that it does, in fact, 'happen.' Regardless of our acceptance of, emm, 'Asadachi,' it happens whether we want it to or not, and it really doesn't matter what the context is. I've had the issue at any point in any day under any context. I've never been overly concerned of it kilted, as I've always simply extended the conversation until the issue passed, which generally happened as naturally as the 'issue' itself, but I have faith in my sporran as well. ;-)