Quote Originally Posted by Jock Scot View Post
Well done Jamie, just the ticket old chap. Now about the flat cap--------- a tweed flat cap! NOT ONE OF THOSE TARTAN MONSTROCOTIES!Stone the crows, give a chap a bit of advice, thinking all will be well and then------AND THEN, what do you come up with? THAT DAMN HAT!!!! Give me a large brandy some one. No, two might be better! What am I going to do with a fellow who wears a tartan bonnet under ANY circumstances! Hanging is too good for them. Shooting maybe? Keel hauling perhaps?Oh dear, oh dear----------oh dear-------oh--------------oh------------o----------------!!!!
Breathe Jock, Breathe, it's only a hat. Sometimes a hat is just a hat...