If we have to use a smiley in a post like this, will the new union help pay for the glasses I will surely need? I mean those things are small and I can't tell which one of them has a tongue in it's cheek.

I of course think the first thing we need to do is pass a motion that the original poster in this thread be declared Union President for Life. That will teach you to say you don't want to run something.

Next of course will be the report from the sub committee to develop an OSHA compliant Kilt.