This first comment is bound to get me in trouble. I know one or two guys who are gay, but I don't seek fashion advice from them. I'm sorry, and I don't mean any sleight against members here who are gay, but their point of view is different. Come to think of it, I don't seek fashion advice atall, LOL!

Tim Gunn - Who? Never heard of him, and that's fine. The Gunn tartan, OTOH, I can recognise.

"Your sack of cantaloupes will compress nicely (and pleasurably) without any need to pursue testicular manifest destiny." No. Actually, IMHO whether a guy can sit comfortably with knees together for long periods is largely a function of the size of the thighs, not the size of other parts. If your legs have a large circumference, then there's not enough room for other things. Guys with skinny legs don't seem to have a problem, but that description doesn't fit me.