Quote Originally Posted by macbheatha View Post
Ach, awa ye daft Jambo! ;c) All us Jambos are crazees !

Dundee is only "Din-day" to people from someplace else, presumably Embro. To Dundonians of any heritage, it will always be "Dunnn-deeeeee". Sorry, my bad, it’s being a Mussaburry lad ! Never met a Dundonian, apart from DUFC !

You could purchase both by asking for "Twa bridies; a plehn ane an' an ingin' ane anaa'" (Two bridies; a plain one and an onion one also") How could I forget bridies ?!

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Alas and alack, as if this feast isn’t enough, the “if you can eat it, fry it” approach has made inroads into the chippie menu in recent years ! The infamous battered-deep fried Mars Bar is the biggest example, a joke which became a self-fulfilling prophecy. Another monstrosity is the deep-fried pizza, admittedly made from a highly forgettable frozen pizza, rather than my beloved traditional Italian pizza.