Sometimes complements are a bit roundabout.
I was walking [kilted] along Commercial Drive with my lovely lady when out of one of the sports bars staggered a large, very inebriated man. We exchanged glances: I could tell he was thinking hard through the fog and after a couple of failed attempts to connect the various body parts to the speech centre, he blurted out "Takes BALLS to wear THAT!" My partner flashed him a smile, which was met with a drunken chuckle and a thumbs up: "Right on!"
EPITAPH: Decades from now, no one will know what my bank balance looked like, it won't matter to anyone what kind of car I drove, nor will anyone care what sort of house I lived in. But the world will be a different place, because I did something so mind bafflingly eccentric that my ruins have become a tourist attraction.
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