Quote Originally Posted by Mikilt View Post
Not Airplane, but Police Squad:

Bad guy: "Who are you? How did you get in here?"

Lt. Frank Drebin: "I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith"

I couldn't even type this without laughing!
How can you not also enjoy the sight gag from the same episode when a rock has been thrown through the window so the sign now says "ocksmith". When he gets there to open up there is a farmer waiting with an ox. That is just about my favorite sight gag from the series.