Presentation to Girl Scouts, for your review.

[Lallans]

If you get the Irn Bru right, everything else will follow! Break a leg!

EDIT: On a second reading, I will throw out that Sir Walter Scott is best known for his historical fiction, and girls might be interested in the fact that ghillie brogues are made full of big holes, originally to allow the plentiful Scottish ground water to run out with a minimum of 'squishing'.