My wife scoffs...

**Riverkilt** · 10th February 11, 08:29 PM

Next time you make love, leave the kilt on. She may change her mind.

**JCheshire** · 11th February 11, 02:36 PM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

Next time you make love, leave the kilt on. She may change her mind.

Now THAT is a fine idea!!

**Woodsman** · 12th February 11, 11:50 PM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

Next time you make love, leave the kilt on. She may change her mind.

Been there, done that.

**Teufel Hunden** · 14th February 11, 12:03 AM

Originally Posted by Riverkilt

Next time you make love, leave the kilt on. She may change her mind.

I wanted to comment on this and say:

ABSOLUTELY DO THIS.

But since the wife scoffs at the kilt to begin with, you gotta play it cool. Maybe watch select scenes of Braveheart one night... then maybe some Rob Roy another night. In my encounters, women tend to enjoy mid-90s Mel Gibson before he went completely crazy, and Liam Neeson kilted. Couple that all with some wine, a nice evening, what woman wouldn't want a kilted adventurer to come home one night?! A woman not worth knowing... that's what kind.

**auld argonian** · 14th February 11, 01:45 PM

Originally Posted by Teufel Hunden

I wanted to comment on this and say:

ABSOLUTELY DO THIS.

But since the wife scoffs at the kilt to begin with, you gotta play it cool. Maybe watch select scenes of Braveheart one night... then maybe some Rob Roy another night. In my encounters, women tend to enjoy mid-90s Mel Gibson before he went completely crazy, and Liam Neeson kilted. Couple that all with some wine, a nice evening, what woman wouldn't want a kilted adventurer to come home one night?! A woman not worth knowing... that's what kind.

Yeah...y'know...I guess that works for some but it just never gets dark enough around here for me to be mistaken for Mel or Liam...never seems to be enough wine in the bottle for that to happen, either...

Best

AA

**artificer** · 14th February 11, 02:04 PM

Originally Posted by auld argonian

Yeah...y'know...I guess that works for some but it just never gets dark enough around here for me to be mistaken for Mel or Liam...never seems to be enough wine in the bottle for that to happen, either...

Best

AA

That's what they make BOXES of wine for.

And if that doesn't work, you can always entertain yourself by doing this with the horrible wine.

ith:

**Nighthawk** · 14th February 11, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by artificer

...you can always entertain yourself by doing this with the horrible wine.

ith:

...why? Who would even think to microwave a box of wine for 5 minutes? What weird things go through people's minds?

**rondo** · 14th February 11, 06:23 PM

Originally Posted by auld argonian

Yeah...y'know...I guess that works for some but it just never gets dark enough around here for me to be mistaken for Mel or Liam...never seems to be enough wine in the bottle for that to happen, either...

Best

AA

Try Scotch...

Rondo

**Dale Seago** · 14th February 11, 08:25 PM

Originally Posted by rondo

Try Scotch...

Rondo

Yes!

If you want to be really evil (evil =

), let her have the impression it's going to be a sort of interactive cultural-education experience, beginning with a whisky-tasting: Sampling some decent Highland, Speyside, & Islay malts before getting into the videos.

And while watching.

Things will pretty well take care of themselves from that point.