Fake Scots Titles

[macwilkin]

One brand of Scotch also gives out "Land" if you register with them.

But it doesn't bestow a "title of nobility" with it; the only thing you get is a dram should you ever visit the distillery as "rent", and a rather nice-looking shingle to hang on your wall. The only title it comes with is "Friend of...."

Not really the same thing.

T.